Cookie dough that hoe 

When feeling hungry at night you throw her on the bed and massage her cookies with your elbicles.

hey girl i'm hungry for some cookies feed me the cookie monster's hungry let me cookie dough that hoe

Cookie dough that hoe by tony isbell August 2, 2008

Cookie dough christening

When one puts cookie dough on another's stomach and eats or licks it off.

Andrew: Hey Billybob what did you do with Judy last night.
Billybob: Well we made out for a bit and then i gave her a Cookie dough christening.
Andrew: Was it fat free?

Cookie dough christening by Paul Redfern January 1, 2009

cookie dough or vanilla 

a way of asking if someone is kinky or vanilla

cookie dough or vanilla?

cookie dough

cookie dough or vanilla by dheeckpeeck May 16, 2020

Cookie Dough Whore 

A girl .... Usually named Mahina.... Obsessed with with cookie dough.... would rather eat cookie dough than get dick.... But loves her best friend.... Michelle Hasatallhotblondebf...... Most Naturally Gorgeous human being to live! Also has an effect on the boys like no other.... makes chicken bones appear magically. Insanely (but condescendingly) smart!

"WOW! I've never seen a girl like her! She must be a Cookie Dough Whore."

Cookie Dough Whore by HASATALLHOTBLONDEBF April 21, 2022

cookie dough with a fork 

Its kind of like truffle butter on the nut sack.

I think I still smell something, I have a little cookie dough with a fork.

cookie dough with a fork by GiraffeDictionary December 25, 2023

chocolate chip cookie dough 

some of the BEST cookie dough on the planet!! used to make scrumptious cookies or is often eaten raw, though salmonella could be contracted. it is also a very delicious favor of icecream.

morgan: which cookie dough is the most popular?

hannah: chocolate chip cookie dough! everyone loves it cuz its the best ever!

chocolate chip cookie dough by sexy_mama_4 June 22, 2008

Raw cookie dough 

1.a delicious concoction of flour, brown sugar, butter, eggs, and chocolate chips.

2. A cure all for depressed women, followed only by chocolate and ice cream.

When Sally's man broke up with her, she curled up on the couch and put on Days of Our Lives. She teared up as she consumed 3 gallons of raw cookie dough straight out of the bowl. Then she had 18 pints of Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough flavored Ice cream. Now she is a fat ass bitch and she'll never get a man again. Then she died of salmonella poisoning.

Raw cookie dough by trajayjay July 31, 2013