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Someone whos cock is very cheesy. No amount of lynx africa shower gel paired with a loofer will scrub off. It has the consistency of camerbert and the smell of a hobo's sweaty gooch drenched in melted american cheese.
Dan is a proper cheasman! What a smelly prick!
cheasman by Nihel4433 November 19, 2021

cheaster 

Cuz look dat cheaster is cheaking out dat kid
cheaster by haha yea u know November 26, 2009
The state of being a chicken and a tease all at the same. Results in many pairs of blue balls and much frustration.
Person one: *sticks my hand down your pants*

Person two: *slides my hands up your shirt*

Person one: "lets go see jane"

Person two: CHEASE!
Chease by Leksie May 31, 2009
Cheese Seasons (Cheasons) defines cheese eating patterns throughout the year; summer cheeses and winter cheeses.. autumn and spring harder to define.

Winter cheeses: Stilton, blue etc
Summer cheeses: Halloumi, feta etc.

Can also be defined pyschologically, if it feels like summer summer cheese will be consumed and vice versa. Cheese type and cheason correlation up for debate.
You can't BBQ that stilton... it's not the right cheason!
Cheason by EJTD September 7, 2018
wow the cheese is so cheasos
cheasos by Protomastervirus November 30, 2021
Cheesingly doing an achievement by doing a cheesy easy way to get it.
I.S.P. said, " I'm going to get an achievement in Hoi4 cheasly
cheasly by Plorabre June 20, 2023