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catfishman 

someone who is an incel or unknown person, catfishing random women on dating sites, such as plentyoffish, tinder, bumble, match.com, okcupid.

What this person does is use pictures of random male models or Instagram models and pose as those individuals to trick or deceive unexpecting individuals. Basically what this person is trying to accomplish if these women are shallow or not.
Once this person tricks this person into thinking that they are real. He then sets up a meet at local fast food joint. Once their he secretly awaits for their arrival. Once they are there, Catfishman then reveals himself questioning the the women why she is prejudice towards men and how they look. After its all said and done he then yells out to the women that she has been catfished.
Catfishman awaits and once the women in question appears. Catfishman Springs into actions saying
"are you waiting for that male model? hahahaha you got catfish!"
catfishman by thewtdk June 18, 2019
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catching the crazy turkey 

A sexual act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed while gobbling like a turkey.Killing a chicken is somehow involved in the middle.
"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."
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The person that makes 8 bucks an hour and is forced to deal with hundreds of rude customers everyday that treat cashier like trash.
Cashier: (smiling) hi sir how are you today?
Rude Asshole Customer: YOU ARE OUT OF BANANAS. NOW I HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER STORE!
Cashier: (still being friendly) I'm sorry about that sir. Your total is $85.30.
R.A.C: How is it that much?!! (assuming cashier is stupid and over charged him on every item.

Cashier: Thank you and have a nice day!
R.A.C: Walks away without saying anything.
Cashier by AwesomeCashier August 20, 2011
catchi = cat + ecchi. Ecchi ("H") pictures of catgirls. Generalized catchi includes H of any felid girl.
- Check out my new wallpaper.
- Nice catchi. Who's she?
- Kal'tsit from Arknights.
catchi by _____AAAAAAAAAA_____ January 3, 2023
1. The art of using a cat as birth control

2. Using a cat as a form of abortion

3. Using a cat as a penis sock

4. The place where kittens come from

5. A cats vagina
'Johnny tried to fuck me last night but I made sure I put my Catgina in first.'

- 'Its the morning, and I feel ill.'
- 'Use this Catgina'
- 'I love you dad'

'Hand me that Catgina, my penis is cold'

'Dude I just saw the soggiest Catgina'
Catgina by BillyBigBollocks January 25, 2011

catfish billy 

Also known by his birthname, Michael Wayne Atha, but better known as Yelawolf. One of the top rappers in the hip hop game, known for his southern style (hometown is Gadsden, Alabama) with a quick delivery and an even quicker shredding of the egos of any who doubt his skills.
"I'm not really feelin that Yelawolf, man". "You're such a lame, Rufuss. Catfish Billy is what's up. I should pop tha trunk on your whole family, chump".
catfish billy by shadow molecule November 12, 2013

Catfish Face

When a girl or guy has a slim face and an overweight body and only takes pictures from certain angles giving the false impression of being in shape.
Calvin: Yo how did the date with that online girl do.

Craig: Damn as soon as I saw her I gtfo. Her face said Beyoncé but her body said KFC.

Calvin: Couldn't you tell from her pics?
Craig: Nah she had that Catfish face!