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Fuckalong Cassidy 

The twin brother of the fictional cowboy hero, Hopalong Cassidy, created in the 1930s, who was also famous for his good deeds and who became the first X-rated porn cowboy and was therefore the black sheep of their fictional family.
Fuckalong Cassidy also had a wooden leg like his brother but it did not preclude him from extended and impressive sexual performances with the barely clad damsels in distress he was fond of rescuing.
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An amazingly beautiful person on the inside and out. She is gorgeous and often turns heads. She has a beautful smile. Not only is she good looking, she is very smart and is usually the top in her class. She can make people smile and laugh if they are feeling down and they are always truthful but never hurt peoples feelings. They have big hearts and try to make the best of every day and they work hard, getting easily annoyed by those who complain and whine about a task they are supposed to do.
"I feel really sad today."
"Let me go get Cassidy, she is so good looking, smart and funny she will definately cheer you up!"
Cassidy by Myself97 November 28, 2011
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cassidy boon 

A retarded, racist, sexist American chick who seeks attention on facebook by posting offensive content because she has no friends
"Look at Cassidy Boon! Shes such a f*ckhead!"
cassidy boon by Cozza Dozza January 12, 2016

pulled a cassie

when your best friend gets with your ex behind your back
"ohhhh she got with ur ex"
"she pulled a cassie frfr"
The most amazing girl ever. Shes hot,smart,and has a great personality. Shes always happy and puts everyone in a good mood. She rocks my world=D
Harrison:" hey darlin"
Tanner:"hey Cassidy"
Cassidy:"what's up?"
Cassidy by Cheepbeerhere April 24, 2012
Cassidy is only the raddest girl you will ever meet. Cassidy is always happy, and can put smiles on everyones faces! Cassidy may seem like krazy kid but is truly a good person. She is absolutley gorgeous, but will never addmitt to it. Cassidy's are most of the time blondes with amazing blue eyes. Cassidy's are short, and have the most amazin ASS!!! Cassidy is so fucking funny, and things never feel right when shes not around. Cassidy is a person that even if somone pisses her off, she just laughs at them, and goes on with her day! Cassidy is also an amazing girlfriend, people may not know that but she just needs the right guy to show it. Cassidys are terrible at sports like softball and soccer, but are amazing dancers and singers. Cassidy always does the most random things, but thats what make her so fucking amazing!!!
Casssssssiddddy is cassidy
Cassidy by kittykitkat November 23, 2013
Beautiful, but they never admit it. They are very vulnerable, and they fall into peer-pressure often. Sweet, but they can be mean if provoked. Most tend to fall in love with the wrong people, and are very flirtacious. Their laughs are amazing, and they give great hugs.
Awe she's really cool. She must be a Cassie!
Cassie by FerRealMayne March 18, 2009