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burmese belly rub 

A popular form of calming-down from back in the old country. First apply Crisco, liberally, from nipples to waistline. Next, work up quite a lather with your saliva. Proceed to then lick the belly of the rub-ee in a circular motion, beginning from the belly button, working your way outward.

Don't forget to get all the belly button lint!!
said in an old country accent, "Oh honey, it has been long stressful day at ze mines. you know just what would ease me on up, eh?"
"oooooh, of course, my loverr.. we shall have a burmese belly rub for dinner and then eskimo pies for dessert!! ..."
"Oh ho ho.... "

giggles and slurping sounds.

Burmese Esky 

recent story of a couple of burmese citizens floating, in the ocean off the coast of Australia,in a Burmese Esky
Burmese Esky by Bevan Payne January 21, 2009

Burmese Blumpkin

Similar to a regular bumpkin, but slightly different. The act of receiving a blowjob from one individual while defecating on or in the mouth of another individual. Commonly executed during a threesome.
I was bored on a Sunday so I went on urban dictionary. I saw the definition of a Burmese Blumpkin and I threw up everywhere.
Burmese Blumpkin by Hdog99 October 16, 2014

Burmese Bulldozers for Bitcoin 

When an organization, such as a government, reacts to crypto currency or blockchain developments in ways that make it apparent they don't understand how it works.

Used like "pearls before swine" or "coals for newcastle".
Bro, did you hear that they want to "outlaw private keys" in Florida?

Hah. Just so much Burmese bulldozers for bitcoin.

Burmese tide pod 

It where you bust in her throat. while she while she strangles you nuts in her hand. As hard as possible.
Tim and Karen had a great time in bed. When Tim came in Karen's throat. Just as Karen Burmese tide podded Tim.
Burmese tide pod by AkaSatchmoAka January 27, 2022

Burmese Budbudder 

A slang term for and Racial slur against the Rohingya

Plural: Burmese Budbudders
British policeman: So many Burmese Budbudders on the boat!
Burmese Budbudder by Porg009 February 4, 2023