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Ron Burgundy 

Legendary anchor for Channel Four News, and one swavvy man who likes scotch. Sometimes he walks around with an erection while smelling like a turd covered in burnt hair, but it doesn't matter to this stallion of man, who's not afraid to shoot you in the back of the head with a BB gun.

The Human Torch, was DENIED a bank loan...
Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
Ron Burgundy by Gamingtrevor April 17, 2006
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Turd Burgundy 

A sexual act in which the receiving party does a full split and watches nickelodeon while their partner masturabes themselves from a closet wearing a superman cape
John:
" Me and Lisa did a turd burgundy last night but my cape was still dirty from the last time".

The Ron Burgundy 

A quote "massive erection"- specifically one which requires that you walk-it-off.
Jesus Mary, i have a bad case of The Ron Burgundy and I am going to need to walk this off
The Ron Burgundy by Homebboyy December 28, 2009

Burgundy 

Ellie: “The movie Gattaca gives me burgundy vibes.”

Chris: “Yeah all I could think about was the color shit brown and yellow while watching it.”
Burgundy by .and. November 28, 2020

burgundy poof 

A type of furniture you rest your feet on, with a deep red colour.
Christ, my feet are killing me! Antoine, pass me that burgundy poof you gay spazmonkey!

Straight Burgundy

Not slick. The opposite of cool. This is the bottom of the hierarchy of being. No conscious style or effort in fashion shown. Very much not put together.
'Woah, did you see that one kid? Straight burgundy, mate.'
'See that girl? Yeah she's straight burgundy'
'Dude, you're not killin it today- you're lookin' straight BURGUNDY'.
Straight Burgundy by spicym8 May 13, 2015

burgundy 

An embarrassing public erection. Derived from the Will Ferrell movie "Anchorman"; specifically, the scene in which Ron Burgundy (Ferrell) gets a very obvious erection while asking out new co-worker Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate).
Friend 1: "Oh man, I was in Algebra checking out Ashley's ass when the teacher called me up to the board to do a problem. I had such massive burgundy, everyone started laughing at me... F**k, my life is over."

Friend 2 (laughing): "Yeah, dude, I heard about that already. It's all over school. You might wanna stay home sick tomorrow. But hey, maybe some of the girls were impressed."
burgundy by Tanabata78KDS November 22, 2011