Briggs Bang Theory 

A widely discredited theory that the universe was created by the bohemian artist Briggsy buggering God.

'I firmly believe that Briggsy's latest chalk masterpiece, "Rubber Glove and Telephone in Kenny Everett's Wok" is his finest work since he created the world with his tiny, diseased phallus.'

'Ah, Melvin, I'm pleased to hear you subscribe to the Briggs bang theory. Although if Briggsy had used pastels instead of chalk it would've pushed the Creation into a poor second.

Briggs Bang Theory by Slimy Helmet June 15, 2015

Briggs the Ripper 

Notorious serial killer who pimped out and then murdered art students whilst at university in the 1970s. He did this out of an act of resentment for other art students, humiliating them by pimping them out, murdering them and then using their blood and body parts on canvas to create his own art - snuff art. Only part of this unique art collection has been recovered, the rest is said to have been sold on to privates collectors. He is currently housed in Brixton prison where he has become orally involved with the black community and is now awaiting extradition to the Sistine Chapel for crimes against art where, if found guilty, he will be set in concrete and become a gargoyle.

Have you heard about Briggs the Ripper? they say he was over 7ft, but I've seen him and he couldn't scratch a rat's back

Briggs the Ripper by Rubber Sheath September 19, 2008

Briggs the Ripper 

Notorious serial killer who pimped out and then murdered art students whilst at university in the 1970s. He did this out of an act of resentment for other art students, humiliating them by pimping them out, murdering them and then using their blood and body parts on canvas to create his own art - snuff art. Only part of this unique art collection has been recovered, the rest is said to have been sold on to privates collectors. He is currently housed in Brixton prison where he has become orally involved with the black community and is now awaiting extradition to the Sistine Chapel for crimes against art where, if found guilty, he will be set in concrete and become a gargoyle.

Have you heard about Briggs the Ripper? they say he was over 7ft, but I've seen him and he couldn't scratch a rat's back

Briggs the Ripper by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

Briggs and Stratton 

The act of inserting anal beads and pulling them out swiftly immitating the pull motion of a Briggs and Stratton small engine lawn mower.

Autumn received a Briggs and Stratton last night.

Briggs and Stratton by D Southard June 18, 2006

Briggs meme 

A meme that was created in the class of 2016-2017 of 2-20 of the same specific individual who is a living meme.

It usually included a face of an individual with a label referencing a topic.

"Have you seen the Briggs meme, It was great"

Quotes form said individual:
~"I had regularly fapped to Elmo"
~"If you want to have a seat, you'll have to have sex with a chair"
~"Sometimes I eat cake and get high. High-er up on Santa's lap."

Briggs meme by Uncle Rico. June 24, 2018

briggs tiggs are in shiggs 

censored version of brigg's tits are covered in shit

looks like briggs tiggs are in shiggs

briggs tiggs are in shiggs by definitions i made up August 9, 2022

briggs highschool

A school full of preppy privileged kids and the girls don't know how to fight, the boys look like some type of insects and everybody there can get there ass beat.

Mike: hey did you go to briggs highschool?
Tim:yea but them bitches there so preppy

briggs highschool by Noneofyourfuckingbussines March 15, 2017