Billie Jeaning

The act of waking up in a drunken state after a night of partying (Verb)

“I was Billie Jeaning this morning after the Carly Rae Jepsen concert. I knew Rumple Minze was a bad idea. I wasn’t sober until like 2 pm.”

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When you claim someone is the father of your baby when they are in fact not

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Billie's Jeans

Found on Michael Jackson's bed.

Cop:we searched MJ's house and all we found was a pair of Jeans.
Mother:OMG that's Billie's Jeans
(Distant hehe heard in background)

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Michael Jackson song but also a very amazing hard-working caring beautiful female!!!

Billiejean is not my love.

Amber:hey who is that

Miranda:oh her that’s billiejean she my love
Amber:lol Michael said it best

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Billiedeana

Hi my name is Billiedeana

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