The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

Benjamin Buttons Penis 

When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.

I have to give that chick the soft serve because I have a benjamin buttons penis

Benjamin Buttons Penis by TeaBaggins01 May 23, 2016

Benjamin Buttoning 

When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.

Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!

Benjamin Buttoning by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010

Benjamin-Buttoning 

The act of either watching or creating a movie/tv series out of order, or backwards.

Example 1:
Person A: "My friend Tyler won't stop Benjamin-Buttoning the Saw series...no wonder he has no idea what's going on!"

Person B: "He never does anything right..."

Example 2:
Person A: "Did you hear about the 3rd Paranormal Activity? It's supposed to take place before the 2nd one."

Person B: "Yup. Didn't the 2nd one take place before the 1st?"

Person A: "Well, I guess they're Benjamin-Buttoning it."

Benjamin-Buttoning by weeniehutjunior July 25, 2011

Benjamin buttoned 

Starting a relationship in reverse.

We Benjamin buttoned this relationship, you met my dad first and then hooked up a week before we went on our first date.

Benjamin buttoned by Bonoz June 30, 2018

Benjamin Buttons 

The act of dating all the siblings from one family, from oldest to youngest, and eventually marrying the youngest sibling.

Dude, is Tom going to pull a Benjamin Buttons? He only has one sister left.

Benjamin Buttons by Hesspac June 13, 2019

Benjamin Buttoned 

When a young person is shunned and rejected because of their classic interests. Music, Movies, etc. Like Benjamin Button was because of his disgusting appearance at first.

Jock 1- Dude, Dante likes Frank Sinatra AND Marx Brothers movies

Jock 2- Lets give him a good ol' lynchin and make him show us his dick but call him gay for it

Jock 1- He's so Benjamin Buttoned

Benjamin Buttoned by mophead1 August 11, 2010