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A country where 59% speak Dutch, 40% speak French and 1% speak German, which had a problem about having a government during 532 days, whose beers are the best of the world, where sweet historical cities like Ghent and Brugge are located in, also whose royal dynasty is ridiculously German rooted.
Belgium's new king is Philippe I.
Belgium by awelley May 3, 2014
one of the greatest swear words in the known galaxy. see a book in the Hitchikers guide to the galaxy series.
that froidian guy is so belgium that its funny.
belgium by Darth Ganon May 13, 2005
1. A European country that is most commonly recognized for its Belgian waffles
2. A small town in Wisconsin north of Milwaukee. It's a farm town with less than 2000 people and nothing to do.
1. Damn skippy, I wonder if the Belgian waffles are better in Belgium.
2. I'm so fucking glad I moved away from Belgium when i was 12, the mall was an hour away...the Belgian waffles at the restaurant "Hobos" were good though.
belgium by Cecelie August 9, 2006
A certain country.
That made the EU.
Person 1: Hey bro! Where you going man?
Person 2: Belgium
Person 1: Not my bro anymore bro
belgium by ihhqwe February 22, 2017
An inappropriate word that you must never say to someone that is not from Earth; somewhere along the lines of the word "fuck", but worse.
"Shut up and go to belgium!"

"Get that belgium out of here, he's pissing me off."
belgium by Anonymous 42 February 22, 2008
A place where people milk cats.
"There is nothing more grey and uninspiring than the great cat dairies of Liege"

"Why do Belgians have small hands?"
"Why? To milk cats of course."

"Don't ask what makes the chocolate of Belgium so tasty"
belgium by SamOfDelaware January 7, 2009