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beef bazooka 

The male member, seen at his most magnificent and in his full-sized glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings, when he comes inside her and gives her the big o. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur and majestic dimensions, standing stiffly erect and at attention so as to proudly display every inch of his full height when he is swollen to his hugest size. Analogized to a "bazooka" both because of his shape and his ability to fire explosive blasts when he ejaculates. and described as "beef" because of his massively muscular strength.
She moaned and sobbed and groaned and shrieked with each of my pelvic thrusts I fucked her with my beef bazooka. When I came, I could feel my cock exploding like a giant stick of dynamite, and I shouted with great joy, "Oh, yeah! I fucked you!"
beef bazooka by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007

Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday 

Any given Saturday when your whole crew gets absolutely wasted. The phrase is also coined to require a buddy to down their beer if they cannot recite the phrase properly on command.
What’s today?”

Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday!”

Bazooka Bottom 

D.C word for very large onion shaped behind or a large behind a man can't handle
Aye, youngn right there got dat mean bazooka bottom.

I couldn't even hang, shawty was workin dat bazooka bottom.

"You gotta bounce dat,shake dat,twirk dat bazooka bottom!"~ccb
Bazooka Bottom by GmobHuni May 25, 2005

Sex Bazooka 

Word used to describe an incredibly large penis.

Can also be used to describe a large orgasm with unnecessary
amounts of semen.
"Stand back bitch, I'ma whippin out mah Sex Bazooka"

"Argh shit! You blasted yo Sex Bazooka all over her man"

"That ain't no dick, that's a Sex Bazooka!"
Sex Bazooka by Dustysponge May 6, 2010

Bazooka Bubble Gum 

After a male has made love to his partner, the partner grabs the condom with the males cum in it and chews the condom like a Bazooka Bubble Gum. When the male is satisfied with what he sees, he then proceed to tell his partner to blow on the condom making a " Bubble" until it pops. This will then leave a cum residue all over the partners face.
Did you hear about Jimmy last night? I heard his girlfriend Bernice chewed his Bazooka Bubble Gum!
Bazooka Bubble Gum by JayNJay July 18, 2010