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bathing apes

"I got me some bathing apes"
bathing apes by VICECITY November 14, 2007

Bathing Your Grandmother 

Blogging.

People who don't know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. Tis funny.
Hey
Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!

I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)

bathing the bone 

is anytime a girl gets a guy's penis wet with some of her fluids or yet another way of having sex
Alexie knew that buying Sofia flowers would be another step towards her bathing the bone.
bathing the bone by von groovy September 15, 2017

bathing rhino 

A turd so massive that it protrudes beyond the surface of the toilet bowl's water line, usually with a smooth, horn-like taper
When Olga lifted the lid of the toilet lid she was unpleasantly surprised by the majestic bathing rhino staring back at her.
bathing rhino by S. Joslin October 23, 2008

bathing apes

shoes worn by soulja boy, colorful succulent kicks that come in all flavaz, look best on black people
"haters get mad cause i got me some bathing apes"
bathing apes by midgetmac December 16, 2007

Bathing the baby 

Not bathing the baby is used when doing something to avoid the task at hand.
when having something to do such as homework, housework etc but you are avoiding it you would say "this is not bathing the baby"
Bathing the baby by ssssss89 October 25, 2011