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CCHS Bands

-Has THE best band director there ever was or will be
-We sometimes forget that he's black
-He has superpowers
-Has "Mood Shirts"
-Dresses like a gentleman
-Thinks he has a collegiate band...he's right though...
-Has a wife named Tiffany...they love each other...even though they don't PDA...eww glad they don't
-We love to hate him and hate to love him
-His rehearsals are ridiculous
-Says sexual innuendos without realizing it
-Anal about everything
-Organized a year ahead...no lie
-Will do just about anything for his kids
-His students are his kids FYI
-So many conspiracy theories...it's hard to keep track of them
-The only black teacher at our school
-NO ONE ever corrects him...I did once...and got made fun of...never again
-Plays the clarinet...manly
-Is always watching...
-When he has a kid, the name will either be "Whittany" or "Tifmore"...lol ...
-Actually...can we call the kid "Whitless???" Do you get it???
-When someone says,"CCHS Bands," they say it with pride
-Can show up out of nowhere
-Can hear anything...no matter how far away you are
-Can make any kid stop in his/her tracks by saying "Hey"
-"Compare his baton to mine" (Whitmore's was bigger)
-"Hey!!!" The group stops and looks..."Don't move" And he throws a piece of paper at someone
-The baseball team is on the marching field..."THIS IS MY FIELD AND THESE ARE MY KIDS NOW MOVE!!!" (They leave)
-Football coach came over to see our level of maturity and dedication
-He says "All black!!!" for a reason
Ten thousand US dollars. This saying is often used by afro-american people.
10 Bands, Fitty Bandz, Hunnid Bandz -Drake counting his money
10 Bands by Broke boi May 20, 2015

boot bands

1) A device used in the military to keep pants fastened around boots.

2) The one thing that nullifies any gay action.
Friend 1: You just stuck your dick in my ass

Friend 2: It's not gay, we have boot bands.
boot bands by Cabfsx16 November 11, 2015

battle of the bands

Unless the winner of each heat is judged on points, it is really a competition of how many friends each band brings on the night. It doesn't matter if your band is any good or not, it all depends on how many votes you get at the end of the night. Which, of course, depends on how many friends you bring to the gig.
Band #1: We have 100 friends and they are all coming to the battle of the bands gig.
Band #2: Well we have 102 friends, so we will win!

shit bands

The plural for a band that makes bad music
Nickelback. Sounds like a bunch of guys with IVFs in their arms and flowers in their hair, pulling one last tune out of their asses before they get executed by baboons on some weird island. This is one of many shit bands.
shit bands by Annaisjesus December 8, 2007

normal bands

Comes in one shape, one size, and is fun for everyone!

It's like a silly band, only normal, and not shaped as animals..And is one color. And is a mild-circle!
Dude, how've you been? NORMAL BANDS!
Good. NORMAL BANDS!
normal bands by DecipleofSheeran October 21, 2010