The best school in South Jersey. 2007 undefeated state champions in Ice Hockey and Swimming, and also 2007 state champions in Tennis. Also home to the Richland Rowdies, the most dominating, die-hard, feared fans ever to hit New Jersey high school sports.
St. Augustine Prep kicked the shit out of Bishop Useless in hockey and everyother sport this year. Especially hockey. 23-0.
A school located in the most Asian place on earth, Markham. A place where Asian do drugs, but we have half nerds half Autistic. The school has been taken over by Asians, and we only speak chinglish. Math is our #1, but our average is around 70%. We are better than any other school in Markham, The Nerds goes to Harvard, and The Autistic cant even finish grade 9. we have the useless program in the world, is called laptop program. which is full of chinks and like 0.000001% white.
ALLAH: Why is there Egyptians in St.Augustine CHS?
AKUBAR: IDK, we hav to eliminate all the chinks by bombing them.
kick-ass school that pretty much beats every other school in every sport. including eustace in ice-hockey. those bitches got nothin on us, oh yea, st augustine boys also get more girls than anyone.
An act of love making that requires some heavy lifting. While in St. Augustine, a rather large women (preferably 250lb+) approaches you with an offer to "do the dirty", as they say, back at her place. You then pursue a counter offer and immediately take her to the closest pier. Once there, it is important to stay as close to the edge of the pier for optimal results. You proceed in the act of love making and midway through when enough strength and muscle is gathered, you thrust and push with all your might as she plummets off the side. Make your way as quick as possible to the edge in order to see the rare splash of a "big whale" that very few people witness.
- " How was your weekend, man?"
- " Dude, I made my way down to St. Augustine and got approached with an offer I couldn't refuse."
- " Say it ain't so, you.... pulled off the St. Augustine Big Whale?"
- " Sure did, it brought a tear to my eye."