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Game of Thrones Abortion 

A very quick but extremely painful abortion that involves stabbing the mother's belly repeatedly while the father and / or husband looks on. It's also required that the mother of the baby's father be present to witness the abortion, who then must watch her own son be stabbed in the heart, just prior to getting her throat slit. Spraying blood optional.
(stab! stab! stab!)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(stab!)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(slice!)

ohhhargghhmpppphh

Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!

GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.

Induced abortion 

An act of willfully terminating the progress of biological development from between the time after conception of a new biological life-form and before its birth or exposure to unassisted life, via chemical or physical means.

Cultural ethics issue: Within the United States of America much debate flows from the issue of whether abortion is considered wrong due to the termination of what already is or could be considered a human individual by its mother/carrier.

Pro-Choice activism originates from the philosophy that a pregnant individual and carrier of a fetus has the fundamental right to decide what happens to their body system and any life-form that it supports.

Pro-Life activism originates from the philosophy that an individual fetus is in fact, human, and possesses basic human rights;also, the pregnant carrier of such fetus (or human individual) does not have the right to determine if it's existence should be terminated.

The answer to the debate about this issue comes down to the question of: "When does a genetically human life-form become considered an individual and possessor of basic human rights?"
A carrier of an unwanted pregnancy or fetus, willfully receives an induced abortion of that fetus through induced labor, chemical inhibition, or physical extraction.
- Induced Labor: Prostaglandin injection to start uterus contraction.
- Chemical: Hypertonic Saline solution injected in utero
- Physical: Suction aspiration of the womb (early)/ or severing of the umbilical cord.

failed abortion 

A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.

For some reason, they held on...
"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."
failed abortion by Beliatilo September 19, 2004

Falcon Punch Abortion 

basically you falcon punch a pregnant woman to cause immediate loss of foetus. This is how Captain Falcon avoids press attention from pregnancy scandals.
"Captain falcon had a rough night with some strippers but quickly solved the problem falcon punch abortion style"
Falcon Punch Abortion by FishFarmer December 30, 2008

food baby abortion 

The act of pooping after consuming a large amount of food that created a baby bump.
I just ate so much chipotle I will be attending the clinic in my bathroom for my second Food baby abortion today.

Grammar abortion

when something is so riddled with spelling errors that it can be dubbed a grammar abortion.
1. hey man your comment on my post was a fucking grammar abortion.
Grammar abortion by shredmeister310 November 22, 2011