Scottsdale Slut Assembly 

A group of mostly blonde, big breasted, stupid, stuck up, materialistic Scottsdale bitches all together for a night out on the town...

Usually a group of 2-5 sluts, wearing skimpy hooker clothes and matching heels, they spent about 150 dollars on a spray tan and manicure just to go out that night. They flirt with every stupid bro-douchebag in the bar or club and act dumb so they will get drinks for free. When the music gets loud, they are the first ones you see dancing on a table screaming and swinging their purse, and they are the first ones to fall off and chip a tooth.

More often than not, one of the sluts in the group will get upset and emotional because of a text from her old boyfriend, and proceed to get more drunk, and possibly start a catfight. When the night is over at 3am, they stumble out of the bar tripping on their 5 inch heels, screaming "Wooo!" and at least one of them will go home with a stranger.

Guy 1: "Hey look at those chicks, they look slutty dude

Guy 2: "Ohh yah, thats a Scottsdale Slut Assembly, you can tell by the glare of silver dresses and heels"

Scottsdale Slut Assembly by LeeLaBadass July 27, 2011

white assembly tax 

The extra price people pay for "luxury" goods just because they were built by white people.

The white assembly tax inspires a false confidence in quality and and an unsupported assurance that the product is the best.

The white assembly tax is confirmed to be added to the price of a product if it is made in Germany, or some other European country.

Ikea and countries formerly part Soviet Union have been known to damage the effect.
It can apply to cars, apparel, even stationary.

Aaron prided himself in his crayon set purchase knowing that the wax was shaped and dyed in Germany.

As soon as Tim saw that the stapler was made in Italy, he took an instant liking to it, even though the stapler next to it from Myanmar was 20% cheaper due to the lack of white assembly tax. The Myanmar stapler also shot lasers and made long distance calls for free.

Apple is sneaky. They affix a "Designed in California" sign to justify the price premium for their products by the white assembly tax. However, they're stuff is still made in China.

white assembly tax by yourneighborhoodandtheworld July 12, 2011

deadstar assembly 

An awesome metal/goth/industrial band from Ft.Launderdale, Florida. Their original music sounds amazing both on CD and in concert.

Deadstar Assembly owns your ass and your cereals.

deadstar assembly by areyoudeadyet September 26, 2006

Some Assembly Required 

From flat pack furniture to cereal box toys 'some assembly required' has been the bane of men for decades if not centuries.
Also a tongue in cheek catch phrase amputees use to describe themselves.

flat pack furniture saying "Some Assembly Required" including, model kits, cereal box toys, Christmas presents for most children, shelving units, amputees

Some Assembly Required by asalbeag July 26, 2009

school assembly 

When you get to skip a lesson or 2 for teachers to talk about some dumbass shit. Like "consent" or drugs and alcohol. No-one really cares about these assemblies unless there's like a sexual saying like "cum" that the teachers say so calmly

Person 1: Yo bro we have a school assembly about consent
Person 2: I am not attending

school assembly by UltimateRizzer January 26, 2023

The Assembly Line 

A drinking game similar to flip cup where instead of drinking beer in solo cups and flipping the cup with a 3 or more people, it is a 1 on 1 race of drinking different types of shots in a row. I.E shot of bourbon, shot of whiskey, shot of vodka, shot of gin, and a shot of rum, and a shot of tequila. You don't flip the shot glass because you would not be able to because you'd be way to fucked beyond your imagination.

You're night is fucking done after you finish the assembly line. You both lose. There are no winners.

"I died after we did that fucking the Assembly Line"

The Assembly Line by seab@$$ September 7, 2009

Some Assembly Required 

A TV SHOW with a 14 year old boy creating toys for kids and his other teen friends helping him.

Some Assembly Required
1 thing you didn't know about Piper.Piper is in love with Jarvis.

Some Assembly Required by TSM_AK June 12, 2016