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grown ass man

he got his own house
he got his own car
he works
he is skilled
he don't need nobody's help
he got it all done all without anyone else
he doesn't need money from any woman
he has open lines of credit in good standing
none of his credit cards are maxed out, not even one
he has an 800 and above credit score
he got bank accounts
he got money
he has profitable investments
there is food in his house
he already got a wife
he is educated
he has everything figured out in the event of a disaster, we can all count on him
he can make a wine cellar if he wants his own wine cellar
he doesn't need any permission from anybody, he gets what he wants
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW LAY YO BABY ASS BACK DOWN CUZ YOU TIRED
"My grown ass man gave me my own vineyard."
grown ass man by Vita Smart August 14, 2022

Bum ass Man-child 

Over 30 years old with no job Laying up under someone elses roof so he don't have to pay rent. Pretends to be sick often for pity. Has to use wifi to use his phone. No vehicle and not about his money. He don't love you he needs you.
Bum ass Man-child by Your BM August 18, 2020

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Grown ass man

Reply that guys sometimes hear when they complain about their problems
This guy at work always likes to say, ‘Hey, you’re a grown ass man’ whenever people complain. So I waited for him to complain, then I said, ‘Hey you’re a grown ass man,’ and he got this pissed off look on his face and didn’t say anything.
Grown ass man by SiL3Nt J September 17, 2023

Good ass man

When you mean to say “good morning” and realize the explicit auto correct and must apologize.
Good ass man Jillian we plan to execute this to tomorrow. We will cut & mix away from the grass.
Good ass man by ConstructionMather September 26, 2023

A first ass man move 

A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.

Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.
Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.