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long ass day 

Definition of Long Ass Day - noun - Having a very bad day that never seems to end

Or A very crappy day that just won't end.
Today, I had a long ass day
long ass day by Nichole McKnight September 2, 2009

National slap ass day

Is the day when the girl can slap all the boys with sexy ass 13- 15 November 🍑🍑🍑
Girl : " Girl slap boy "

Boy: " why are you do that ? "

Girl : " cause it 's national slap ass day "

National kissing and grab ass day 

On July 12 it’s national kissing and grab ass day.
guy: wanna celebrate today’s national day? Just say yes or no
girl: yes

Or just go and kiss her, it’s national kissing and grab ass day :)

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day 

August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.
My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day

NATIONAL Slap Your Friend’s Ass Day 

Slap your friend’s ass day is on July 28th so don’t forget to slap their ass
The definition of National Slap your Friend’s Ass Day is basically don’t pussy out and SMACK DAT BOOTY

Slap ass day 

Taken or not be prepared to get your ass slapped or grabbed all Month of October!!👻
Yo I jus grabbed jasmines ass it’s national slap ass day
Slap ass day by your local baddie October 1, 2019