ashanti
Possessor of freakishly large sideburns and the annoying catch phrase, 'ooh, baby, baby...'. She has no true talent; she just sings the hooks on every song made by Ja Rule or the person whose arm she's currently latched onto in the music business.
Hark! I am Ashanti, spouter of crappy hooks, bearer of huge sideburns, possessor of no talent whatsoever! Kneel before me and buy Murder Pink's latest travesties against music...
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