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Attitude adjustment

Without giving notice, sliding a dry hard cock in her ass followed by pulling her hair and punching her in the back of her head.
My bitch was giving me attitude so a gave her an attitude adjustment she won’t soon forget, it left her speechless.
Attitude adjustment by Buck Nutz September 12, 2022

seasonal adjustment order 

The extra beers it takes to make members of the opposite sex seem attractive in winter.
Before seasonal adjustment order; "everybody looks so grey and unattractive, I think I'll go home and cry myself to sleep."

After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"

follicular adjustment 

she has an appointment for a follicular adjustment
follicular adjustment by yodagyrl September 18, 2010

Altitude Adjustment 

Getting high or the act of getting high. common phrase used in the south y'all!
I need an "altitude adjustment"
Get higher and higher 'til I feel nothing
Blue mountain air and good clean lovin'

Attitude Adjustment

Comes from a Hank Williams Jr. song called Attitude Adjustment, song makes more sence than the lyrics.
The act of correcting a person for their inapropriet actions, for stepping over the line, to show your dominance over them, or to let them know their place with you. Similar to correctiing a dog on a slip collar. It involves a brief correction, typically involving something other than your fist or hand, like a stick, belt, pipe, tire iron, or cane. This is not a full on beating, asskicking, or fist fight, just one or two hits with the tool of choice to let them know they don't want anymore.
Father: That piece of shit son in law treats your sister like shit, and everyone else for that matter.

Son: Come on pop I'll get the tire iron from my truck and well give him an attitude adjustment.

Here is part of the song from Hank Williams Jr. - Now I've got this big old Brother-in-law
And me and him just never did get along
Cause he just wasn't treating my sister nice.
He got drunk one night and started and beating me up
And I went and got a tire tool out of my truck
And straightened him out as cold as a block of ice.
It was an attitude adjustment and it'll work every time.
An attitude adjustment-I made him see the light.
Now he says I'm his kind of man,
He comes around me with his hat in his hand
It was an attitude adjustment; I cured his family pride.

Attitude Adjustment

(n) The state of Zen, or mellow feeling, that accompanies Cannabis consumption. (v)The act of smoking Cannabis, usually in groups of 2 or more, for the purpose of altering mental or attitude states.
Under times of stress he would find a place to sit down for a private attitude adjustment.
Attitude Adjustment by The Bongmaster September 20, 2011