Abbey 

An Abbey is a special girl. She's As gorgeous on the inside as is on the outside and is so kind and loving towards others. Great body, Perfect hair, and She's the queen bee that everyone loves and thinks highly of, no matter what the haters say. She is loyal to her many friends and would kick anyone's ass for them! This badass is the life of the party. She's quite romantic and a GREAT kisser! She's a real catch. So if you ever catch an Abbey, don't let her go.

Boy- Damn, I gotta take Abbey out sometime!! She be lookin FINEEEE!!

Girl- Abbey is at the top of the invite list for my party!! If she comes, I bet more people will want to come too!!

Abbey by Powerpuff101 August 3, 2013

abbey's ass 

Abbey's ass is the most perfect ass ever. It's not too firm, but it's not to jiggly. It's the perfect shape and size. It looks PHENOMENAL with panties or without panties.

Besides looks, Abbey's ass feels amazing cupped in your hands. Squeezing her ass is the best feeling in the world. As soon as you touch it, you'd want to spend the rest of your life kissing and fucking that ass.

EX: "Man, I gotta girlfriend, but I can't help but wish she had Abbey's ass."

EX: "There's all these wonderful asses in the world, but Abbey's ass is by far the best and the only one I want."

abbey's ass by bllushing May 16, 2014

Abbey 

Abbey's are funny, beautiful, and one of the most trustworthy people on the earth. If you have an Abbey as a friend, make sure to remember her forever!

Abbey is so funny!

Abbey by emojisrlife May 10, 2015

Brownton Abbey 

Code word for anal sex around uppity folk

Hey babe you want to go to Brownton Abbey later? Certainly my lady

Brownton Abbey by Bobby Butternut May 20, 2022

Abbess 

Female brothel keeper. A Madame.

Etymology: Victorian underworld slang. An abbess (Latin abbatissa, fem. form of abbas, abbot) is the female superior, or Mother Superior, of an abbey or convent of nuns. Since the Elizabethan era, nun has been slang for a prostitute (ref. William Faulkner, "Requiem for a Nun"), and a nunnery referred to a brothel.

"Polly Adler, in her memoir 'A House is Not a Home,' tells of her time as the abbess of the Big Town's poshest nunnery."

Walter Winchell, 1953

Abbess by Twathenge April 26, 2006

Carnegie Abbey 

Located in Portsmouth, RI, it is an elite gated community featuring the tallest building in Rhode Island. Believed to be home to the rich and famous.

"When I went to Carnegie Abbey to visit my gay friends, James and Geoff, the guard wouldn't let me in because the muffler on my Crown Vic was too loud. I tried to slip him a Ben Franklin but he said he couldn't let in the unwashed masses. I told him I voted for Hillary. He told me to go back to the projects in Pawtucket."

Carnegie Abbey by Bucket West Miguel October 13, 2019

Ab-Abber 2000 

A Fast and Easy Way to define your abs StrongBad style! and the ladies will be All up ons!!

Dude, stop working out so much, didn't you hear about the Ab-Abber 2000?

Ab-Abber 2000 by KSK April 21, 2006