wetting a towel 

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls vag.

see: sex

frankie: heh heh thors wetting a towel!
anna: mailes! for like the 9th time!
both: hahahahahaha shes such a slut!

wetting a towel by fraaaaaaaaaaanx June 24, 2008

Need a towel 

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

Need a towel by TushT June 8, 2018

National walk around in a towel day 

January second. National walk around in a towel day.

Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.

National walk around in a towel day by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 2, 2023

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A Warm Towel Treatment

Chillin on your back while your partner washes “deez nuts” with a warm washcloth after having sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even ask for a cleaning. Warm towel treatments were never intended to replace a shower, but somethimes they do ;)

I didn’t shower after sex... I got the warm towel treatment instead.

You don’t want to die without ever receiving a warm towel treatment. It’s a bucket list item for sure!

A Warm Towel Treatment by Vladimir Poopin February 10, 2019

Son of a tea towel 

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

Son of a tea towel by al00f March 19, 2010