A pussy packer 

A pussy packer is someone who uses way too many shopping bags for what they have, and are afraid that they'll split the bag.

Me: My dad bought eight bottles and used three bags! I could have put them in one !
Friend: Geez, what a pussy packer!

A pussy packer by my.fam.is.lit.XD June 25, 2017

May-is-a-fudge-packer

Steven May loves getting nailed in the ass and getting red draggoned.

After showering with May, coach said he was a big fudge packer

May-is-a-fudge-packer by lkd April 5, 2004

A right packer in a warehouse

A busybody

Keiran can't keep his nose out of everyone's business. He's a right packer in a warehouse

A right packer in a warehouse by russelsthetypeofguy November 13, 2022

a dead mans panker 

A deflated left arm which is up his ass hole and his left nut is doing 2 in pinkie one in the stinky

I was fucking a dead dog and I walked in on my 4 year old doing a dead mans panker with his sister

a dead mans panker by your majesties sogginess February 16, 2017

parked on a diaper 

The state of being stupid

"Those idiots are really parked on a diaper!"

parked on a diaper by Mordred March 17, 2005

Parked his Car in a Threatening Manner

Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.

He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !

Parked his Car in a Threatening Manner by Inbred from Goulburn June 22, 2023