Don't pack a jacket 

A polite and sneaky way to say "go to Hell."

Upon hearing of OJ's passing, I had thought: "Say hi to Johnnie Cochran, and don't pack a jacket."

Don't pack a jacket by Sascratch70 April 11, 2024

I wish I had a jacket

When it's below the comfortable temperature, around the temperature that, say, a medbay might be at... You might say it's kinda chilly. ... Man, so chilly.

Miki: Oh wow, it's pretty chilly in here.

Ken: Y-Yeah, no kidding.

Miki: I wish I had a jacket.

Miki: Man, so chilly.

Ken: O-Oh!

Ken: Oh-

Ken: Um-

Ken: Sorry, you wanted-

Ken: Right, right. Here.

Miki: Aw, you're so sweet Hasegawa!

I wish I had a jacket by ISONOMIKI December 17, 2025

Fit For a Straight Jacket

A looney person, an invalid.

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straight jacket.

Fit For a Straight Jacket by Beauxgrass September 19, 2009

jacking a deuce 

The pleasurable act of delaying ones bowel movement by slowly releasing ones turd and gradually sucking it back inside repeatedly.

Driving down I-5, I had to poo so bad that when I finally found a toilet it seemed a shame to let it go all at once so instead I decided to opt for pleasure by jacking a deuce.

jacking a deuce by Vince Perry May 22, 2005

Jacking a box 

When you cut a hole in a box, preferably cardboard, and nut inside it.

"I walked in on my friend Jacking a box."

Jacking a box by PoperlichkingGerila December 12, 2018

more than a friend less than a boyfriend jacket 

pretty much the same thing as a bf jacket
except hes not ur bf hes ur friend that u like alot i got one of these jackets

niki:omg nicoles got a more than a friend less than a boyfriend jacket
kasey:omg ur rigt isnt that marks

more than a friend less than a boyfriend jacket by =.): britbby March 13, 2009

Jacking a Penguin 

1. To steal a penguin

2. To sexually abuse a penguin

3. To steal a penguin from it's owner/family from right in front of them and watching them frantically search about while you almost die from hysterical laughter

4. Whatever you think it means

1. "Hey! You jacked my penguin!"

2. "Ew! He's jacking a penguin"

3. Person 1 "Hey where's my penguin gone?!?!? Gah! Someone Jacked it!!"

Person 2 "lol"

4. "He's jacking a penguin? Ew..."

Jacking a Penguin by Forbidden Otter December 9, 2008