Beard 

A usually bushy growth of hair on the face of normally (but not always) a man. The effect that is created by the beard, although probably not desired, is that their face looks like a vagina.

"OH MY GOD THERE'S A VAGINA ON THAT GUY'S FACE.. Oh wait, it's just a beard"

Beard by msul005 March 13, 2009

beard 

The hairy pubic area of a man, or sometimes disgustingly, a woman. What makes it a beard is the shape or pattern in which the pubic hairs grow (from under the bellybutton to the grendel).

Moisha: "My beard is gettin' so thick i gotsta shave this shit."

beard by El Chefe April 30, 2006

Beard 

Beards refer to the typical appearance of scifi nerds, star trek nerds, anime nerds... fat, piggy-eyed, giant, unkept beard, bottle-lens glasses, star trek uniforms, wheezy, asthmatic, etc. So, when someone refers to a beard, they are referring to some form of nerdy discussion, the longer the beard, the more knowledgable the person is typically being.

Check out that guy's beard, I bet he has Lara Croft bedsheets.

Beard by BBBS June 27, 2006

beard 

1. to be a beard is to be boring, unsociable and a complete waste of air
2. never wants to do anything atall..ever
3. stubborn bastard

jamie roberts aka "ultimate beard"

"beard u cumin out tonight"

"naaaa im stayin in playin xbox 360"

"you are a beard"
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"Beard have you got a spare cig?"

"naaaaaa iv only got 16 left"

"YOU BEARD"

beard by you know who.. April 19, 2007

beard 

amazing hair from your chin

look at his beard dude!

beard by yourfriendlyneighbourhooddummy December 4, 2019

Beard 

The structural resemblance a female and male share. The lower half of the body near the inside of the legs is recognized as the beard of the woman, while men tipically present their bear openly near the mouth and nose of the face.

Male: Just do whatever to get this beard off my face. What's the best way?

Barber: The brazilian wax is pretty popular, I'd say.

Beard by anonymous November 28, 2020

Beard 

Term for a woman "dating" a gay man in order to conceal his homosexuality.

"No one will think I am gay if I have a beautiful beard on my arm."

Beard by Bang Ding Ow January 7, 2022