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massive cock licker

Your friend after he dosent want to play the escapists 2
Friend: I don’t want to play the escapists dude
You: you’re a massive cock licker

Super Massive Black Hole Time Flux 

An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.
Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!

doubt, massive doubt

dont know wot it means but ask any townie
tom - "i run 14 miles a day"
jane - "doubt, massive doubt"
doubt, massive doubt by poo July 30, 2004

massive aggressive 

adjective

1. Displays of aggression, dissatisfaction, anger to a mass online audience such as facebook status, twitter, plaxo, linked-in, IM status (choogle, yahoo, AIM), etc. with the intention of targeting a individual or small group who are known to be connected and receive these messages.

2. Exchanging or dealing insults, epithets, or derogatory terms at an individual through a mass communication or online community.

3. Mini-flame or rant carried out in a public online community, forum, blog, or email-list using sarcasm or other passive-aggressive behaviors.
1. Jill had a massive aggressive post that read "(name) is happy that some people don't try to steal her boyfriend"

2. Jane was being massive aggressive toward you after your break up by setting her facebook status to say "(name) is done dating total tools"

3. Dood, is Tony being massive aggressive or what? He wrote "(name) is spending time with friends who don't flake out on plans all the time." facebook.
massive aggressive by sweet dickie October 20, 2008

massivenassif 

adj. when someone is very good at something they do they are called 'massivenassif'
Damn!! Dem dat dere boy jus hit 6 hole ins oneses!! He be massivenassif!

wow, joe just won a 19,000$ pot playing poker. quite massivenassif!
massivenassif by sirPbaggy July 29, 2008

massivedungatitis 

This is when your ass explodes with a massive load of shitty diarrhea every five minutes!
Nicky could not get off the toilet because of her massivedungatitis.