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tristan is a tiny baby of a human being. Tristan fucking sucks at rocket league but for some reason he is good when he isn't on your team. Fuck you tristan
Me:Tristan you fucking suck
Tristan: *makes unintelligible noises*
Tristan by coomslinger November 4, 2020
Tristan can be annoying but he's country and he likes trucks and hanging with the boyzz
Girl 1: OMG have you seen Tristan and his Friends They are so Hot.
Girl 2: OMG yes i want to fuck Tristan

Girl 1: omg same

Tristan: So yall want my 12 inch dick

Girl 1 yes!!!!!!!
Girl2 omg harder
Tristan by 2nd Gen Dodge November 5, 2020
A person who is obsessed with anime and simps for anyone. Tries to get attention with anything and.
He is always a show-off and annoying thing.
Tristan by Pls no simps November 13, 2020
Tristan is the most loyal and out going person you'll meet. He isn't like your average every day boy, he is sensitive and hyper. He's a big gamer, it may take some time for him to warm up to you but once he does you won't want to lose him ever.
Girl 1: omg he is such a Tristan
Girl 2: hey that just means he won't treat you like garbage
Tristan by •♡ ExaPooh ♡• November 15, 2020
Kind and a good guy
Tristan
Tristan by TJ Hadog November 15, 2020
Tristan is probably the best person you could ever meet. He’s super sweet and is in love with video games and cars. He is the biggest dork you could ever meet. Be careful being friends with him because you’ll probably fall in love with him.

❤️You know who it is❤️
Omg Tristan is so cute!
Tristan by Kittie304 November 15, 2020