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The Woody Wood Pecker 

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.
The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.
When you crush your penis in between two 2x4s and start jerking it.
Bob: I had A Woody two days ago!
Joe: That's the reason why your penis needed surgery?
A Woody by Cowboy 66421 May 20, 2025

Cage the woody plant 

Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.
Cage the woody plant by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010

breakin down some woody 

WOODY=TREE=NUGGETS =)

GLC FT. 36 MAFIA - BREAKING DOWN SUM WOODY

BLOW IT BY THE POUND! SMOKE SUMTHIN! ISM!
ITS FRIDAY, YOU GOT NO JOB AINT GOT SHYT TO DO, LETZ GET HIGH!!! "breakin down some woody"!!

spark a woody 

Means to light a blunt, since weed is often called tree and trees have wood.
Spark a Woody get a buzz like lightyear
spark a woody by RottenPoop October 20, 2017

Buzz'n'woody 

When you dissolve a viagra pill into you glass of alcohol.
I had such a buzz'n'woody last night, and i might need to go to the doctor's now after that girl from alabama took me to the bedroom
Buzz'n'woody by BIGGUS_DICKUS1984 November 30, 2019