Dutch Microwave 

Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask

Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!

Dutch Microwave by Thompson27 February 26, 2021

Tactical Microwave

(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse

Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.

Tactical Microwave by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021

Michigan Microwave 

The Michigan Microwave is where you wrap a baby you don’t want in tin foil and put it in the microwave.

Jim: “Hey Mike how’s the new kid”
Mike: “I had to do the old Michigan Microwave on his bitchass”

Michigan Microwave by the old dick twist April 27, 2022

cincinnati microwave 

when your microwave has been repossessed by you bitch landlord so in order to heat your dollar tree lean cuisine you take a hot shit on top the plastic coating

the cincinnati microwave is the preferred way to prepare food in certain circles

cincinnati microwave by cumbitch October 22, 2022

If coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. 

A common phrase people use when they want to drop unwanted and unnecessary individuals from their lives.

The thing is if coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. I’m dropping you.

If coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. by kakakala September 2, 2020

Emo microwave Samsung refrigerator 

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He’s an emo microwave Samsung refrigerator

Emo microwave Samsung refrigerator by Ahumanthatexists June 24, 2021

Canadian microwave 

A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.

Hey Roger, I was thinking we could do the Canadian microwave tonight.

Canadian microwave by pastramillion November 15, 2018