awkward flamingo!

Anything that is SOOO completely awkward that an "awkward turtle" just wont suffice.....This moment is sooo shameful that you feel compelled to assume the awkward flamingo pose. (aka one hand palm down touching the top of your forehead as you tilt you head down...while of course bending up one leg slightly)

You are walking on your way to class when you see the "lagoon creature" that you had an oops with the past weekend....

AWKWARD FLAMINGO!

awkward flamingo! by Lauren Kelly June 24, 2007

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there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo

when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you call the cops.

police responder: hello this is 911 what is your emergency
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location

there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo by Mr. Dissapointed June 1, 2020

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Doin' it Flamingo Style

When two people have to fuck standing up because at least one of them is too skinny, that they would break in half if one of them was on top.

Man that skinny ass was so fuckin' skinny, we had to do it Flamingo Style.

Doin' it Flamingo Style by Austin February 7, 2004

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pink flamingo

while recieving fellatio, the man positions himself sitting down on a bed or a chair, with the girl on her knees performing said sex act. at the point of climax, the man will give a signal to the female, who upon recieving said signal will cease fellatio and place the tip of the penis to one of her nostrils while continuing to masterbate said man. she will then to proceed to snort the load of man seed like a line of coke.

dude, I gave carl a pink flamingo the other day and i still smell baby batter

pink flamingo by the Narwhal Commander October 30, 2007