off cob 

When one is to go so crazy in any particular activity that there kernels are to fall out.

"That was fucking off cob dude"

off cob by Westy Jesus March 24, 2017

dick cob 

When a female wants to have sex but your dick wont and can't get hard.

She wanted to fuck but I had dick cob

dick cob by Derpflapper July 17, 2017

Dusky cob 

Black penis. Phallus with the characteristics of dusk. The genitals of a man of a darker complexion

Did you see the dusky cob on that feller

Dusky cob by anonymous November 18, 2020

Drowsy cob 

A burger/hotdog who can be very nice but friggin mean at the same time.

A. Hey I heard drowsy removed suggestions-chat
B. What the hell drowsy cob

Drowsy cob by Ahahahahahahahhahaha December 23, 2020

Johnny Cob 

Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.

JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!

Johnny Cob by SHITFACE.ca July 22, 2022

long cob

Eating corn long ways instead of wide ways.

I will long cob your arm

long cob by LongCobbert March 4, 2023

Blonde Cob 

A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!

“check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”

“look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”

Blonde Cob by archduke franz ferdinand January 17, 2025