Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

To place a portion of beef, typically from the brisket section of the cow, in the basket of a female customer at a grocery store.

"Excuse me, you work in the meat department? Could you please put your pork chops in my cart?"
"Sorry, ma'am, I'm putting my brisket in her basket. You'll have to wait."

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket by thewhitesouljaboy November 23, 2011

Putting the Pedal to the Metal

Fucking a robot or an electronic appliance.

Yesterday I was putting the pedal to the metal with my toaster. Today i'll do it with my flatscreen TV.

Putting the Pedal to the Metal by Gongasoso July 26, 2016

punning 

to force someone to listen to puns, as part of torture or punishment (no pun intended)

Steve decided that tonight he would use the punishment of punning instead of spanking his sub, Carol. He would tie her to a chair and force her to listen to every pun he could think of.

punning by Beamer512 March 25, 2008

ponting 

Ponting is the same as 'Dogging' only rather than using an automobile, wheelchairs are used.

See below for 'Dogging' definition

Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.

The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.

'Hello Jimmy, fancy going ponting this evening?'
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*

ponting by Gr44 July 20, 2008

Pinting 

When a person's aim in a pub/bar is to pull someone of the same-sex at the bar.

Chris was pinting, and it worked! Chris and John are hoping to have a civil partnership by the end of the year.

Pinting by Peter Barnes May 21, 2008

Putting in Some Insulation 

The act of one guy doing another guy in the Anus

While Frank was Putting in Some Insulation Eric was grabbing his ankles and screaming like a little girl.

Putting in Some Insulation by Mr. Molester June 12, 2008

Phunting 

The act of holding a door far to early for someone and possibly making them hurry for your convenience.

It was so annoying! Yesterday on my crouches I was slowly making my way to the front door of Chipotle, and when I was about 50 feet away, some Puerto Rican guy held the door for me. I had to crutch my way fast so he could hold it for me and leave. What a Phunt!

Bro it was so funny, I was Phunting this guy yesterday on crutches and he was like "OH MY GOD I HAVE TO HURRY" and he almost fell just for my convenience.

Phunting by The Man of Sacred Abilities June 28, 2011