Feeling Qwerty 

The act of engaging in local, or long distance, chat sex through various IM systems, Facebook, or other popular outlets.

Feeling qwerty after not having seen his girlfriend in two weeks, Ben decides to engage in some sexual talk with Jeni over Facebook.

Feeling Qwerty by wildlobo71 September 6, 2011

feeling purple

Feeling important; purple is the color for royalty

Feeling purple on the red carpet....NO FLEX ZONE

feeling purple by bootygoonie March 29, 2016

feeling up 

When a guy puts his hands down a girls shirt and squeezes her tits

I felt her up.

feeling up by jessica February 21, 2003

feelings 

Everyone has feelings. Emotional feelings. Yet all the faggots that listen to psytrance and rap crap deny they have any and anyone that does is an "emo pussy". Yeah right. Stop denying you have feelings and stop trying to "buff up" your "masculinity". You do have feelings. And for the guy who said "feelings are for bitches":

Go fuck yourself. Go out driving your riced out Civic blaring your rap music. You don't deserve to be on here.

faggot: I don't have feelings.

Me: Yes you do.

faggot: Go away emo pussy.

feelings by Blahb April 15, 2005

Feeling Coldplay 

Feeling depressed, down, sad, buggered, for a variety of reasons. Called as such as it the emotion is said to reflect coldplays music.

-Dude, eddie's feeling coldplay
-I know, his parents died and his brother raped then murdered his gf before turning the gun on himself
-Poor sod

Feeling Coldplay by Barclay teh great February 23, 2009

e-feelings 

Internet feelings. After insulting a small kid you might hurt his.her feelings.

Be nice, you hurt his e-feelings.

e-feelings by MugsyBogans December 23, 2008

feeling nice 

Stoned, high on drugs.

"Hey Revo, are you feeling nice?"

"Yeh, me and Patty just sucked down a spliff"

feeling nice by Coastal Eddy January 2, 2007