daddies 

Excessively ginormous breasts, especially those which hinder common every day tasks. May double (or triple haha) as flotation devices in emergency.

Anneke's daddies have large chocolate areolas.

daddies by The Zebs January 13, 2008

DIDDLeiddleiddleyidllEEARRRRRWAHHH 

The infamous sound effect created for 'A Current Affair' used to create tension when leading into their various "news" stories.

As translated by the fabulous Nick B.

"DIDDLeiddleiddleyidllEEARRRRRWAHHH! Next on A Current Affair, a man who nearly got away with murder, until his love for karaoke drew him back into the public eye.. a decision we would one day regret..."

DIDDLeiddleiddleyidllEEARRRRRWAHHH by Milk & Cheese April 8, 2005

Uncle Diddles 

The oddball uncle in a backwoods West Virgina family who fondles all of the children. This character is usually between 5'3" and 5'6" and weighs no more than 120 pounds. He has little to no teeth and long stringy hair complimented by a long stringy beard.

Billy Sue: "I don't wanna go to Uncle Diddles house! Everytime I do my ass ends up hurting for 3 days!"

Uncle Diddles by Big Daddy Longdick August 8, 2011

diddleysquat 

it doesnt really mean anything but its a goddam cool word. usually means "nothing"

you aint gettin diddleysquat!

diddleysquat by KD June 9, 2003

Testicle Diddler 

One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.

That man is a testicle diddler. Look out!

Testicle Diddler by JazzJ May 28, 2011

diddle

To molest someone that is under the legal age of consent

<b>Convict 1:</b> What are you in for?
<b>Convict 2:</b> I diddled a few alter boys.

diddle by Shandon April 16, 2008

Fiddle Diddle 

Slang for a man's private part.
Also used as an insult

You have a BIG fiddle diddle.
You fiddle diddle you screwed me!

Fiddle Diddle by Fun Yun Rider January 5, 2011