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HW (tower defense simulator) 

a abbreviation of "hidden wave", which can be made by beating Fallen Mode under 16:50 minutes, which is only used in Tower Defense Simulator, a game in roblox.
"Hey. I see you got Gladiator and Toxic gunner. Can you play HW (tower defense simulator) with me?"

defense of the ancients 

an old game, its acronym is dota

it has a fucking sequel jesus fucking christ
Guy 1: who the fuck plays defense of the ancients in 2017?

bear defense experts 

Everyone in every outdoors forum on the internet.
I was thinking about going on a hiking trip in May, but thought I should consult with a few bear defense experts. I posted on three internet forums and now I'm set!
bear defense experts by Glothor October 25, 2010

MW Defense 

The MW defense is applied to any situation when someone informs you of your actions during the night before's drinking. if your actions were a bit out of order or caused a little hassle you defend by replying "but it was funny, right?"

if the reply is yes then chances are you got away with it.

so named for the fact MW aka Mikk Savage aka Michael Werninck coined the phrase and used it frequently.
The MW Defense
Rockwell informs MW of his actions at Jonny's 21st, namely saying getting wasted and then threatening to kill Jonny's dog, before hiding under a table amongst other things

MW: yeh but it was funny right?

Rockwell: it was.... then it wasn't
MW Defense by El Prydero November 6, 2010

Helen Keller Defense 

When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:

1: I didn't say that

2: I didn't hear that

3: I didn't see that
"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."

"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
Helen Keller Defense by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010

Friend Zone Defense 

I'm playing friend zone defense right now.
Friend Zone Defense by fuckalolo February 23, 2017