fatty patty mayonnaise 

a gurl wit a big nice shaped booty

shawty I was dancing with at the club last night had the fatty patty mayonnaise you know I took her home with me.

fatty patty mayonnaise by dee block March 10, 2008

batty mayonnaise 

Semen drawn from a recently buggered jamaican mans anus, it is considered a delicacy in the caribbean

"Bway dat sum good batty mayonaisse!!"

batty mayonnaise by Cedres buttfillager III January 5, 2005

Hairy Mayonnaise 

Female ejaculation resulting from truly great sex.

My girlfriend's orgasm gave her the hairy mayonnaise after the hot beef injection.

Hairy Mayonnaise by Johlkien January 25, 2017

Ass mayonnaise 

The currtled cum from a gangbang that comes from an ass after being held for long amounts of time

Thugamus had a hard time cleaning the ass mayonnaise up after the gangbang last tuesday.

Ass mayonnaise by Thugamus November 1, 2018

Spreading Mayonnaise

When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught

Me and the boys went “spreading mayonnaise” in a gated community.

Spreading Mayonnaise by Vekaksbkenmeekjsnekekwjshsysus April 3, 2020

dusty mayonnaise

The tiktoker @natorgator smells like dusty mayonnaise. It is dusty, and mayoee.

Me; Nate smells like dusty mayonnaise!

dusty mayonnaise by Ratlex June 6, 2020

Chunky Mayonnaise 

A fat white boy

Jerry- That kid is fat.
Bob- Yeah he’s a Chunky Mayonnaise.

Chunky Mayonnaise by Chunky Chocolate December 29, 2020