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batty mayonnaise 

Semen drawn from a recently buggered jamaican mans anus, it is considered a delicacy in the caribbean

Hairy Mayonnaise 

Female ejaculation resulting from truly great sex.
My girlfriend's orgasm gave her the hairy mayonnaise after the hot beef injection.
Hairy Mayonnaise by Johlkien January 25, 2017

Ass mayonnaise 

The currtled cum from a gangbang that comes from an ass after being held for long amounts of time
Thugamus had a hard time cleaning the ass mayonnaise up after the gangbang last tuesday.
Ass mayonnaise by Thugamus November 1, 2018

Spreading Mayonnaise

When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught
Me and the boys went “spreading mayonnaise” in a gated community.

dusty mayonnaise

The tiktoker @natorgator smells like dusty mayonnaise. It is dusty, and mayoee.
Me; Nate smells like dusty mayonnaise!
dusty mayonnaise by Ratlex June 6, 2020

Chunky Mayonnaise 

Jerry- That kid is fat.
Bob- Yeah he’s a Chunky Mayonnaise.