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Poon Danish 

That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.
I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.

There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.
Poon Danish by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Anus Danish

During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.
Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.

frosted danish

danish=vagina. frost=semen. nuff said
"I wanna frost your danish!" or "prepare to have your danish frosted" or "my frosted danish feels gooooddd"
frosted danish by cholrus March 11, 2010

Soviet Danish

When you freeze a twinkie in the freezer and then once it's frozen you shove it in a girls vagina and leave it in there until it is fully defrosted. Then you eat the Twinkie.
I just had the best tasting soviet danish, dude!
Soviet Danish by cubeboy August 6, 2011

stank danish 

1)a vagina that may be dirty, stinky, worn out, or not-so-fresh. It has been like that for so long, it just doesn't stink it stank (|)

2)the past tense of stink danish
Vicki Raimondi got a stank danish, I heard Parris fucked her...
stank danish by molten May 6, 2004

strawberry danish 

when a male nuts on a face, and then punches that face, adding blood to seamen
Paul gave Donna a strawberry Danish!
strawberry danish by Paul Pereira November 12, 2006