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Street Torpedo 

The gentle breeze felt while skateboarding with your zipper down causes one to get an erection; the skateboarder then wipes out and falls directly on his dick, breaking it or causing disturbing damage.
I can no longer have children because I was skateboarding yesterday and did a Street Torpedo.
Street Torpedo by Caveman96 December 16, 2015

brewing torpedo 

The feeling you get when you are deep inside your lady's sloppy wet pussy and you're about to bust a nut.
I was deep inside Gertrude last night. She gave me the best brewing torpedo that came from deep within my balls. It was amazing!!!aghhhh
brewing torpedo by Creepy Peter August 3, 2016

Broton Torpedo

Two bros charging towards each other for either a bro hug or a brofive.
I just saw them fire broton torpedos.

alaskan torpedo 

(N) the act of shitting a huge turd, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.
alaskan torpedo by Jakdeez February 17, 2017

Japanese Torpedo 

When you are in the middle of sex , get up, run and dive into your partners vagina or anal cavity.
Baby I don’t think you’re ready for this big ol japanese torpedo.
Japanese Torpedo by bicboibooboo February 17, 2019

anal torpedo 

The act of one projective launching their fecal log into a woman’s vagina underwater
Roger just anal torpedoed jelly while they were skinny dipping