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Stella 'ard Bastard 

A pseudonym for the lager Stella Artois. A lager that is popular with the non-landed gentry of the UK.

The combination of said gentlemen and this potent tipple is cause for concern for many local constabularies, ambulance services and battered wives.
Daz: Oi, Shazza where'd you get that black eye?

Sharon: Baz had was on the Stella 'Ard Bastard again last night.
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Stella Harberd 

A wonderful beautiful kind amazing loving sister,daughter and best friend
I just love to hangout with Stella Harberd PIZZA PIE STELLA PIZZA “she can’t ski yet I apologize
Stella Harberd by AddsBoBads January 30, 2021

stella be 

stella be is the most beautifulest girl in the world and is really attractive all the time , and deserves the world and beyond .
“Omg it’s stella be she’s so perfect
stella be by jaziahbe. March 30, 2021

stella aragon 

stella is a beautiful, kind, and loving teenager. she loves to have fun. stella makes everyone laugh and she’s the light of many people’s lives. stella often doesn’t get the love she really deserves because she has so much love to give and that can scare people sometimes. stella is an over thinker. she worries when sometimes there’s no need. she has trust issues. stella is hot, beautiful, pretty, amazing, kind, and loving. she has a pussy that is MIND BLOWN.
“i heard you tapppin in with that girl stella aragon” “hell yeah man she’s so hot”
stella aragon by airagonstel February 1, 2022

Stella's Mom 

HOTTEST MILF ALIVE!! I LOVE HER BUT SHE'LL NEVER SEE ME :( ANYWAY IF I CAN HAVE HER NUMBER I'D BE THE HAPPIEST GIRL ALIVE!!! I WON'T EVEN TELL NO ONE IF YOU SECRETLY LIKE ME BACK ;))))))))
Me: stella i love your mom.
Stellla: wtf why're you so obsessed with my mom?
Me: SHE'S FREAKING HOT TF YOU MEAN???
(I LOVE YOU STELLA'S MOM)

stella award 

An award given to somebody who files a mind-numbingly frivolous lawsuit.

Named after Stella Liebeck, the woman infamous for suing McDonalds after spilling blazing hot coffee into her lap.
Bob was issued a Stella Award after suing Foocorp for damages after he tried to wire their gonkulator to his household plumbing and nearly killed himself in the explosion
stella award by ke6isf September 15, 2004

stella tennant 

British..grand-daughter of a duke..one of the most beautiful supermodels ever..she has the most beautiful smile..i love her short jet black hair before!and the straight eye brows..
Stella Tennant was Face of Chanel in the late 90's
stella tennant by pearl1982 October 22, 2007