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Crazy Jedi 

1.) A jedi from the Star Wars series who has gone mad

2.) an awsome peep who loves metal
(See God)
Peep 1. Crazy Jedi Roxxerz my Boxxerz!!!!

Crazy Jedi. Yeah d00d

Peep 2. lolz
Crazy Jedi by Damen555 January 5, 2005
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Neo Jedi 

The gayest of all gay sex acts, named for its inventor.

To be accomplished, the bottom must have a rectal yeast infection at the time and the top cannot have washed his cock in at least a month.

The top buttfucks the bottom bareback while having to take a huge piss. After the top cums, he leaves his dick in the bottom's cornhole and empties his bladder into the bottom's rectum.

Immediately after the top pulls out, he plugs the bottom's distended balloon knot with three ungreased pool balls in the order 6, 1, 7 to signify the letters "F A G".

The mixture of cum, head cheese, shit, KY, piss, santorum, duck butter and ass yeast are then left to ferment for three weeks minimum.

After fermentation, the pool balls are shat out and sucked clean and the fermented liquid is allowed to breathe in a dirty bedpan for an hour, then strained through a stiff, crusty unwashed jizz rag and served in champagne flutes, garnished with dingleberries and layered with fresh santorum to all their friends at the annual meeting at their clubhouse.
Neo Jedi by Albert K Hollick January 10, 2009

The Jedi Mind Trick 

When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm NOT fucking you".
She was sleepy and I was too lazy to get the condoms, so, I used the jedi mind trick after pleasuring her.

Urban Jedi 

(Noun) A person who has mastered thier role in urban society, such that they have become one who can use the skills they have obtained to do much anything.

(synonyms)
-Jack of all trades
-Urban Ninja
-Jay
"He sure is an Urban Jedi"
"fuck yah, its intence"

Last Jedi'd 

Make it seem like something is going to happen when in fact the exact opposite will happen.
damn, you last jedi'd that bitch.
Last Jedi'd by so_sorry October 17, 2019

Dirty Jedi 

When two homosexuals undertake in anal sex, and they both pull out when they are done and slap them together like light-sabers.
Man that was a crazy night Joe... we will never tell anyone about the Dirty Jedi we did