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Dragon Quest 

Probably the worst Japanese Role Playing series in existence. It has archaic, simplistic and shallow gameplay, while utterly lacking in any sort of redeeming values, with not even the storyline or characters ever being any good. The lack of evolution is just disturbing, and when the series does try and change, it is both minimal and late to the party. Dragon Quest is to other JRPGs what Dynasty Warriors is to Ninja Gaiden and other action titles.

Honestly, I never understand why gamers lower their standards so much for Dragon Quest. This is a series that hasn't offered gaming or gamers anything relevant in almost two decades. Would anyone outside of Japan even care if the Dragon Quest series was discontinued? The only people who would are two minorities - the fake Dragon Quest fans who only like the series now because it is on Nintendo platforms again, and the people who just generally have atrocious taste in everything.

Ultimately, Dragon Quest is just really awful. Having to sit through these games is like drilling needles into your eyes. I swear anyone who sits through a Dragon Quest game in its entirety must be a Masochist. And people wonder why Japan has such a high suicide rate? There really should be a law against hyping Dragon Quest games.
If it has Dragon Quest in the name you can pretty much expect the JRPG equivalent of dog shit.
Dragon Quest by Ivalice-Alliance November 8, 2009
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Golden Dragon 

Dragin' your nuts over a woman's face whilst giving her a golden shower.
I'm a dirty girl, give me that golden dragon daddy.
Golden Dragon by Tochobix November 13, 2017

slay the dragon 

Unclog a shit from a toilet by reaching in and pulling it out with one's bare hand.
Dude, I dropped a monster deuce in the dunny and had to slay the dragon.
slay the dragon by mcjohnnyp June 29, 2008

Dragon Lady 

Female genitalia, including the labia.
Her dragon lady was neatly trimed with minimal flapage.
Dragon Lady by Dan H October 27, 2003

white dragon 

a uncommmon name for hepatitis
Health is gay but I'm glad I learned about White Dragon...

stay abstinent kids.
white dragon by DuTchess April 27, 2008
a drag queen that is very flambuoyant, and you want to burn there outfit very badly like a dragon would.
OMG ,Paul is wearing that pink skirt and blue heels with purple nee highs. i just want to dragon his outfit.

That guys outfit is so dragon.
dragon by mrs yuck April 2, 2005
The act of cumming in a girls mouth, then quickly after doing so knocking her on the back of the head causing her to spurt cum out.
dragon by s00prman October 15, 2008