Mr. You wish you were asian 

A man who has sooo much swag he wishes he was asian. These people are deliquent to belive they are in anyway deservent of being asociated with asians.

Mr. You wish you were asian: '' LOOK AT ME I GOT MA SCRUFFS ON AND I RIDE A MOTOR BIKE M8''
cwel kids of beverley: what the fack? That twat is such Mr. You wish you were asian -_-

Mr. You wish you were asian by cwel xxx July 7, 2011

Irish I Were Drunk 

"I wish I was drunk"

This phrase pokes fun at Irish people because they stereotypically drink a lot of alcohol. Not only does the phrase sound as though it is being spoken by a drunk person, it includes the word "Irish."

Drunk Irish Man: Irish I were drunk!

Irish I Were Drunk by Kilroy/Was/Here October 3, 2007

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! 

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Is when you are writing your all the defintions on Urban Dictionary and they were written by people just like you and now you have a chance the chance to add your own!

UD: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! by Skyrim550 April 7, 2022

Brains were dynamite

Admonishment to someone who has done something stupid or had a brain-fart.

This is what happens when you do not use your indicator, if brains were dynamite you would not have enough to blow your hat* off.

*alt. Ears

Brains were dynamite by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank 

The album which will make Modest Mouse a sell out when it is released on March 20, 2007.

I hope Modest Mouse breaks up before they release We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, so that one of the best indie bands ever will not sell out.

We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank by ...Sonic Youth fan December 14, 2008

Sir Were

The most annoying little shit you can possibly imagine. Hangs around at Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds Heaven, where he acts like an annoying pompous arsehole and pisses everyone but him and his poxy little friends off.

"Stop posting, Sir Were."

"No! I am here to help everyone! I'm the best! Look at me sucking AoERat's cock all day!"

Sir Were by Crazed Ewok December 24, 2008

bubbles were boiled 

When you "rustle someones jimmies".

Frank had sexual intercourse with Robs sister. Robs bubbles were boiled.

bubbles were boiled by Jimmierustler October 4, 2013