pulido torpedo 

Rape

The “Pulido torpedo” is an act of sexual assault with a minor; to have them repeatedly say “no”, then proceeding to sodomize them until they can’t sit down

pulido torpedo by Fahdjwnslclneksjxd June 1, 2018

Toronto Turd Torpedo 

when a guy takes his Girl friend out for a dirty dinner

( preferably something Mexican or fast food ) and later that night proceeds to have anal sex with her. Making sure he gets real deep covering his cock with as many turds as possible and right before ejaculation he pulls out and shoves his cock into her mouth projecting the turds from the cock to the back of her throat.

Guy1: wow... my girl friend really likes the Toronto turd Torpedo
Guy2: that sounds awesome , she must be a real special girl

Toronto Turd Torpedo by da golden finga August 16, 2011

Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4 

When you already have defecated once in the morning, but feel the overwhelming urge to do so again. This may occur a short time after the first, or while still seated on the toilet after wiping. The urge to drop a quad. See also Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2.

Man Josh, I already went once, but load torpedo tubes 3 & 4, I'm going again!

Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4 by TeamScott October 30, 2008

Toasty Torpedo 

a double-handed, hand job, from a girl wearing mittens.

Nothing is quite as festive as a toasty torpedo on a cold winter night.

Toasty Torpedo by ilikeboobies. April 5, 2009

Toasty Torpedo 

The act of giving a bitch a big, hot dick to stick down her throat.

A great deal at Quizno's for only 4 dollars

Brad: I was at Ashley's house lastnight and I gave her a toasty torpedo

Steve: Nice.

Toasty Torpedo by Ima Weiner March 30, 2009

tennessee torpedo 

When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.

Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!

tennessee torpedo by Sir Hampton of Darby June 13, 2006

burrito torpedo

What happens to you after you eat a burrito from Chipotle or Taco Bells that has a lot of beans.

Dude, I've gotta go to the bathroom. I feel a burrito torpedo coming on.

burrito torpedo by flytoface October 29, 2012