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thread-shitting
Posting off topic messages to a discussion forum. Usually, but not always, with purposeful intent to derail the discussion.
Example post for thread-shitting:
"I just ate a huge bean burrito for lunch! There really wasn't enough cheese in it, but the extra Pico made up for it. It was quite satisfying."
"I just ate a huge bean burrito for lunch! There really wasn't enough cheese in it, but the extra Pico made up for it. It was quite satisfying."
thread-shitting by uiwrfhuiwerhf May 18, 2008
eating while shitting
The act of consuming food items and/or beverages while simultaneously releasing fecal matter into the toilet. One of the glorious freedoms that we all can try and enjoy.
Joe: Why did John just take his 12" sub sandwich into the bathroom?
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!
Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!
Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.
eating while shitting by brobbinso January 25, 2016
Tantric Shitting
Similar to tantric sex, ...prolonging the act and therefore pleasure of crapping through patience, restraint and breathing techniques until the faecal orgasm is achieved...
Dude, I had no work to do this morning so I sat on the office toilet for 2 hours achieving a prolonged orgasm of faeces through tantric shitting... awesome
Tantric Shitting by zoomlion February 27, 2009
Shining Murphy
When you jizz a line down an Irish girl's back, and then you shove a potato up her ass.
French fries may be substituted for the potato, however, the whole carton must be inserted as well.
This maneuver lost some popularity in the Potato Famine of 1845 when the Irish realized,"Hey, we gotta eat that afterward and these are hard to come by."
French fries may be substituted for the potato, however, the whole carton must be inserted as well.
This maneuver lost some popularity in the Potato Famine of 1845 when the Irish realized,"Hey, we gotta eat that afterward and these are hard to come by."
"Molly couldn't poo for a week because her boyfriend Seamus gave her a Shining Murphy."
"Shannon was in the bathroom for an hour and a half pulling french fries out of her colon."
"I do so love your Shining Murphies, Patrick, but the mashed potatoes have acquired a strange taste recently."
"Shannon was in the bathroom for an hour and a half pulling french fries out of her colon."
"I do so love your Shining Murphies, Patrick, but the mashed potatoes have acquired a strange taste recently."
Shining Murphy by Mezron September 12, 2008
Shitting Crikey
Exclamation used by Chris Morris in the brilliant 'Brasseye', while teaching children the perils of using cocaine.
Shitting Crikey by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005