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Modern Combat 

The n00b's version of the title of the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."
Guy 1: Yo, dude! Let's go play some Modern Combat!
Guy 2: Bitch, I ain't be playin' no fake-ass shit like dat. Dat bitch be called Modern WARFARE. Say it wrong again and I'mma pop a cap in yo ass, crackah.

Fancy Guy 1: Hello, friend. Would you like to utilize our game consoles to play Modern Combat?
Fancy Guy 2: Oh, dear, chap. It appears the title you've used to refer to our game is incorrect. The correct alias is "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2," or "Modern Warfare," as an abbreviated version.
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Desert Combat

^^ Stfu n00b!

1337 Game, better than BF itself, and still in alpha
Go back to playing CS, feces spraying assmunch!
Desert Combat by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Desert combat

The action of helicoptering someone on the rear end.

Definition originated in 1903 by a German man who went by the name of Glashas Utochaska, who one day just wanted to try something new.
Anthony was being annoying, so I took him into desert combat.
Desert combat by Hickey January 3, 2005

go combat 

go combat by Ghost_Killah November 7, 2007

Ace Combat 

code word for masturabtion, but you are trying to say it in a non lewd way.
Yo dude you gonna ace combat today?
Ace Combat by TheLewdHero December 22, 2018

Wombat Combat 

The act of degrading a female during intercourse. Most common is when your boys run in high fiving you, and you continue to high five while continually pile driving said female. Other methods include screaming bizzare phrases such as "This is Sparta!", power bombing her, or really any type of shenanigans. Bonus points if you finish, and she doesnt call the police.
1) I hooked up with Carla Jean last night. As I was giving it to her, my buddy Enrique ran into the room, High Fiving me, and screaming our unit slogan. Of course I kept going.I engaged in "Wombat Combat"
Wombat Combat by Blue_Water November 14, 2011

Metaphysical Combat 

A rap crew in Canberra, Australia. The members come from backgrounds all over the globe including the UK, Spain, Australia, US and Columbia.

The group is best known in the Aussie hip hop scene for having Christian members.
Having seen some of Australia’s greatest acts such as the Hospice crew, and a fairly large circle of graffiti artists, Canberra is a small place making a big name for itself; helping build this fast growing scene is Metaphysical Combat.
-Nurcha Records, May 2006
Metaphysical Combat by ShazzyB December 5, 2006