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straight air

When someone, usually performing a sport such as skiing or skating, catches air and does not perform a trick or grab of any sort. Just a straight up air. If you don't flap your arms around madly and you don't land like a boner (see LINE Traveling Circus, Style Coach) it can sometimes look kind of cool.
Zach had mad steez on skis even while performing a straight air.
straight air by YodaTheJedi February 11, 2014

straight turdin 

Straight turdin; when one constantly is chilling or aka, "turdin." When straight turdin' with someone else over a prolonged time period, this is called double deuce'in.
"Hey what you up to?" "Just straight turdin in my room, probably about to double deuce with my boy in a bit." "word"
straight turdin by Turdin'King February 19, 2014

straight neck 

Your boyfriend is such a straight neck, how did you manage to get him to go out with you?

straight pussy 

when a person says hes hard and a real nigga but softer than a pillow. 2when you're scared to get your ass beat
jay jones is straight pussy . he slangs he's hard but he wont come see me
straight pussy by real toughguy January 25, 2015

alabama straight 

A man that frequently partakes in the velvety anus of another man, yet maintains that he is heterosexual because he says "no homo" first.
Shane's boyfriend tells him that he's Alabama straight because he says "no homo" when he comes in his ass.
alabama straight by Miggles February 7, 2015

straight rage 

Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.
Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.
straight rage by fliedlice October 20, 2015