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slower than a mower

Erik myhre is slower than a mower
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carpet mower

1. A voracious lesbian who performs oral sex with such speed and power that she is more like a mower than a muncher.

2. One who performs oral sex on a woman

3. A cross between a Carpet Muncher and a lawn mower
She's a carpet mower, Katie said she would tear you up girlfriend.
carpet mower by natedog August 30, 2004

Lawn Mower Parent 

Named after the device to cut your grass. A lawn mower parent is a parent who intervenes or "mows down" any inconvenience or discomfort that stands before their child.
At a fast food restaurant*

note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self

15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.

Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?

group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*

Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?

Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents
Lawn Mower Parent by Clavicle_69 October 26, 2018

4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass 

When a man is fingering his gf with 4 fingers in her ass and on the thumb a razor is taped on and he proceeds to shave your pubes while simultaneously fingering her asshole
Hey Bro! I heard you did 4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass with your girlfriend last night before eating her out! Awesome!

mowtarded 

When you do a bad job of cutting a lawn, it looks mowtarded.
"Hey man, your lawn looks mowtarded"
mowtarded by data66 August 4, 2007

North Dakota lawn mower

When a person of the opposite or same sex, with braces, is eating out a girl, she gets grass (pussy hair) in her mouth
George gave sara the North Dakota lawn mower and then george used his toothbrush, later that night sara used that toothbrush and wondered why it smelled like pussy