Champagne Shrimp Popper with a side of Curly Fries 

Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.

Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.

Champagne Shrimp Popper with a side of Curly Fries by BadMouthTacos June 14, 2011

Anus Curly-Wurly 

What Manfred Mann's Earth Band wrote in their song, Blinded by The Light. But bro, the bird is a player.

Producer: So, whatcha wanna write in this song?
Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Little early birdy gave my anus curly-wurly.
Producer: That's totally reasonable.

Anus Curly-Wurly by aNuS-cUrLy-WuRlY February 21, 2023

Double Curly

the pubic hair is curled from being compressed by clothes all of the time even if you have naturally straight hair

what happens when you have naturally curly hair? You have curly hair that is double curled.

He's got double curly down there.

Double Curly by JoelleoJ April 23, 2022

Naturally curly hair

Someone who states they have natural curls and denies that they actually have a perm. (They have a perm)

No, it’s naturally curly hair. I don’t have a perm!

Naturally curly hair by Bbeleksvdnrke July 25, 2022

Cloak and Dagger Curly

The hidden hair you find inside your glass just as you finish your last drink. You think it's a crack in your glass, but then realize it's on the inside. It's most likely a long lost pube, but even if not, one must assume it is.

Dammit! I just got the cloak and dagger curly. I could almost floss with this thing it's so long.

Cloak and Dagger Curly by Hoobanutta April 5, 2017

Indian with Curly Hair 

Black Person

Person 1: Oh fuck its that Indian with curly hair!
Person 2: oh you mean the black kid?

Indian with Curly Hair by fase October 6, 2019

brown curly 

When you have diarrhea and the shit sticks to your ass crack hairs before you wipe it up.

George: I had such a nasty shit, even had some brown curly.

Bob: No Way!!! Did you check that shit out first before wiped it.

brown curly by Heat Bussa April 10, 2008