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getting your finger in the door 

the opposite of foot in the door, getting your finger in the door means trying to get into a situation, position or organization, and failing greatly.
mentioning you were fired from every place you ever worked in, is getting your finger in the door

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

To not speak, to keep to yourself.
You don't know anything man, leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!

get your skivvies in a bunch 

You: "C'mon, hurry up, I like to arrive at the movies at least 30 minutes early so I can Scotchgard my seat!"
Your friend: "Dude, don't get your skivvies in a bunch!"

You post a detailed analysis of a Star Trek episode, and someone leaves a disagreeing comment, causing you to write a 10,000-word essay defending your expertise. Someone then comments "Don't get your skivvies in a bunch."

turd in your pocket 

Part of a sarcastic retort to someone who speaks in the plural form, when it's been commonly understood that they really mean it to be you.
Alice: Joe, how about we go fix the siding on the house?

Joe: What do you mean "we?" Do you have a turd in your pocket?
turd in your pocket by ferrettt February 3, 2012

who pissed in your cornflakes? 

Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.
Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"

Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"

Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"

go shit in your hat 

An acceptable way to tell someone to F--k off or go to hell!