nigger in your bum 

alternate to give your head a wobble for advance English speakers

Guy 1: That bitch is pissing me off. She burnt my fish fingers.
Guy 2: I'd love burnt fish fingers off yer peg. You need a nigger in your bum mate.

nigger in your bum by Bbozzy September 29, 2020

how’s your bum for cracking walnuts 

Small talk before moving on to the main subject or purpose of a meeting.

We’ll have a bit of how’s your bum for cracking walnuts before we raise the issue of the current trade inbalance

how’s your bum for cracking walnuts by Wordcracker October 10, 2020

injection in your bum 

When you put an enema in your bum.

The injection in your bum did hurt a lot.

injection in your bum by Debskelly1985 April 13, 2023

BUM YOUR NAN 

When u bum your nan, u bum ur nan, u might pull out a dirty oliver.

OI, GURV i kinda did BUM YOUR NAN.

BUM YOUR NAN by Bum your nan July 9, 2020

bum your mum 

The act of having buttsex with a mother

"Go bum your mum!"

bum your mum by mmmm yummy yummy cummy cummy September 17, 2019

bum on your lips 

A contempt expression means "Kiss my ass!".

So come on dip bum on your lips.

bum on your lips by Fangsta December 15, 2003

your mummy's bum cunny 

your mother's arsehole

I was thinking earlier about poking a bit of cat shit into your mummy's bum cunny.

your mummy's bum cunny by tudda dahl October 18, 2008